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Long Island Iced Tea. August 5, 2006

Posted by The Truth in Im Allgemeinen.
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And i was pottering about in the kitchen for about half an hour, at as ungodly an hour as 1 a.m.

What was i doing? Polishing my knives so i can kill my neighbour’s dog tomorrow night, maybe. HAHAHA.

Not exactly. I mean, of course i was brandishing a knife at some point of time, but no, i wasn’t practising how to stab someone. There was also a manual juicer (yes i still live in the Stone Age) a jigger and a shaker. There were also 4 bottles of liquor in attendance.

There was also a large green lime, lying uncomfortably on the chopping board waiting to be cut in half and juiced. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

So…what was i making?

The title of this post should make it very obvious.

The recipe? Go and google it yourselves, you lazy maggots. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ich liebe dich, Schatz! Hopefully the recipient likes what i made too.

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1. jj - August 5, 2006

I WANT TO SKIN MY NEIGHBOUR’S DOG !!!

2. guojun - August 5, 2006

what the fuck, JJ…you need barbiturates. Why…did it eat your flipflops?

3. jj - August 6, 2006

no. its a friggin barking machine. after so long… it still cant recognise me nor my family.

4. guojun - August 6, 2006

oh…you can put sleeping pills in its feed next time hahaha


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