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Wie heissen wir?! June 6, 2006

Posted by The Truth in ClubLife Originals, Im Allgemeinen.

NOTE: This is an original unedited version of an article which is slated for publication on ClubLife. Do drop by, please (aiya, support-support a bit la) for more on the good life! Any grammatical/vocabulary errors are the author's own, and he does not accepts responsibility for it. He is abhorrentthankful for your feedback.

3 articles in a day. (I mean, on Die Neue Welle, that is…) That's a prodigious amount of literary output for one day, don't you think? But this article is business. It's got to do with a simple question…

Who are we?

Not 'Who am I,' as jacky chan shouted once upon a long long time ago…but who the hell are we?! I mean, to the untrained eye, we're probably just another motley crew of 7 who are trying to pull off another FunkyGrad. Well, sorry to burst your collective bubbles, liebes Publikum, but i'd like to set the record straight. NOW.

We are NOT trying to pull off another FunkyGrad. There are, in my high opinion, enough wannabes out there already.

We are a profit-obsessed organisation bent on world domination by the subtle usage of subliminal messaging through our articles. After completing our mission, we will order a space station built in orbit around the Earth so we can go up there and live forever.

That was a lie.

It's true that we're a profit-based organisation, but the very concept of ClubLife is very very different. We're a lifestyle magazine focusing on la dolce vita – the good life, aiming at an audience between 18-28 years of age. Basically, we're looking at an age group which mainly consists of students – JC, polytechnic, varsities. Which brings me to the very reason why we intend to set up splinter cells in the 3 major varsities. (No, for those of you with an over-active imagination, we weren't trying to take over the Singaporean education system. Stop taking amphetamines.) We plan to subsequently establish publication CCAs, which will publish an individual varsity ClubLife, while managing PR issues intra-, inter- and extracampus, from upcoming fac bashes to advertising partners.

It is also foreseen for ClubLife to open an online shop for online ticketing, as well as to begin selling novelty items, so keep your eyes peeled!

Think it's easy being us?

Think again. Weekend meetings at SMU above and beyond our current commitments. Motivation. Dedication. Endurance. Setting aside our differences. It's not easy at all. Of course, getting to check out nightlife spots for pictures or for some inspiration for any particular article…just a nifty side benefit. HAHA.

Of course, just to give you a sneak preview into what goes on behind those closed boardroom doors…what're you waiting for?! http://www.clublife.sg – we're coming!



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