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Raus mit der Wahrheit!

Out with the Truth, or so it goes in German. So here it is. The fully-clothed Truth (being barenaked is illegal, you know.)

Name: The Truth.
Location: Singapore.
Geboren: 29/09/1985

Special Abilities:

1. Levitation.
The Truth is, that...
2. Master Elementalist.
K'ung Fu Power

3. Part-time Maori.
maorified!

4. Medicine Man.
medicine with weird vibes
Other more relevant facts:

2-bar lieutenant general. Always looking for work. Wants to study Philosophy and something else in Uni. Hopes to be able to write for a living, as a columnist or a journalist (Satire, anyone?) Suffering sometimes from delusions of grandeur. Knows German, but hates Grammatik (ich habe Umlaut mit Urlaub verwechselt!) Capable of deep thought, but retarded 60% of the time. Close friends don’t know how much they can affect him. Has a problem with thinking too much, reading too much into things. Procrastinates on keeping fit. Fags sometimes. Loves to mix drinks. Not Looking anymore. Listens to too many kinds of music. Prefers international movies, but everything goes really. Unnaturally garang at times.

Keep flying high out there, all…
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The Truth.

Comments»

1. Does it Matter? - June 4, 2007

hi,

first singaporean blog i read that mixed singlish with german :)

Du has gute Arbeit geleistet und mach weiter so!! :)

2. misery - November 27, 2007

hello.

how long did it take for you to become proficient in German?

and do you know how long would someone who has only a rudimentary (close to nothing) command of the language have to take classes until he becomes proficient enough and qualified to study in a German university?

thanks.

3. Agagooga - April 20, 2008

Incidentally, truth can be defamatory. At least in Singapore.

4. JCDaedalus - July 16, 2008

Ach so, auch ein Singapurer, der Deutsch kann! Wo haben Sie Deutsch gelernt? Es ist ja interessant, dass man Singlish und Deutsch mischt. Hoffentlich wuerden Sie mehr Singapurische-Denglisch schreiben!

To misery:
German takes quite a bit of time, since it’s a more complex language compared to English. It took me about 4 years to become fluent in the language and that was with a rather limited vocabulary.

5. Chinamann - December 7, 2008

5 Jahre ueberall, 10 Jahre in Hannover und das hat gereicht. Ab in die Heimat.

6. Matt - February 22, 2009

heheh, check this out!

7. Hong Kong - November 10, 2009

@Chinamann: 10 Jahre Hannover reicht wohl jedem. Ich hatte dort 25 zu erleiden, bis ich die Stadt dann endlich verlassen habe. Jetzt hin- und hergerissen zwischen San Francisco und Hongkong. Ach ja. :-)

Interessantes Blog! Gerade erst drüber gestolpert.